Weird Instruments

Act I

The Clangers and the swanee whistle

In 1969 the BBC began broadcasting the Clangers, a family of knitted creatures who lived on a small moon and spoke through swanee whistles. Oliver Postgate and Smallfilms made them, and a generation of British children learned to understand a language of slides.

The swanee whistle has not had a career since to match it, and it has never needed one. It is a tube, a mouthpiece and a piston, and it can still make a room look round for the source of the noise.

Swanee whistle and slide whistle are the same instrument. We use the first name here, and the second turns up in most listings.

Act II

Five swanee whistles, bamboo to plastic

Our five run from a hand-painted bamboo whistle to a pair of purple and blue plastic ones. The order below favours the ones that look made for the job.

My Family House painted bamboo whistle

Admit I

My Family House painted bamboo whistle

Players who want handmade bamboo and a story

LengthAbout 17 cm
MaterialBamboo
MakingHandmade in Indonesia, claimed
PackOne whistle

3.7/5 on Amazon from 42 ratings

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ChainYao wooden slide whistle

Admit II

ChainYao wooden slide whistle

Pocket players who prefer plain polished wood

Length12 cm, claimed
MaterialNatural wood
WeightAbout 20 g
StylePush-pull slide

3.1/5 on Amazon from 5 ratings

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HERCHR aluminium rod slide whistle

Admit III

HERCHR aluminium rod slide whistle

Players who want the longest tube and a curved grip

LengthAbout 33 cm
BodyABS
RodAluminium alloy
GripCurved

5/5 on Amazon from 2 ratings

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FeiFanChoice 3-piece slide whistle set

Admit IV

FeiFanChoice 3-piece slide whistle set

Households needing three whistles and a cloth

PackThree
BodyPlastic
SlideStainless steel rods
ExtraCleaning cloth

3.2/5 on Amazon from 8 ratings

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YUXIANLB 2-pack slide whistle

Admit V

YUXIANLB 2-pack slide whistle

Duets, or a sibling who wants one too

PackTwo, purple and blue
LengthAbout 24 cm
BodyABS and iron
WeightAbout 70 g

4.4/5 on Amazon from 37 ratings

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Wood and bamboo: the quieter swanee whistles

My Family House sells a painted bamboo whistle about 17 cm long, handmade and sourced from fair-trade suppliers in Indonesia, claimed. ChainYao offers a plain wooden one at a claimed 12 cm, light enough for a pocket.

HERCHR, the metal rod

HERCHR uses ABS and an aluminium alloy rod, about 33 cm long, with a curved grip. It is the longest of the five and the one that looks most like a small trombone.

Party multi-packs

FeiFanChoice sends three plastic whistles with steel slide rods and a cleaning cloth, and YUXIANLB sends two in purple and blue, about 24 cm each. Both suit a classroom, a party or a sibling dispute.

Act III

How a swanee whistle works

Inside the tube is a piston on a rod. You blow across the mouthpiece, and the air column behind it sets the note, so moving the piston changes its length and the pitch with it.

Slide positionAir columnPitch
Pulled outLongLow
HalfwayMediumMiddle
Pushed inShortHigh

No steps in between

Because the piston moves smoothly, the pitch glides instead of stepping. That is the whole charm of the instrument and the whole difficulty of playing a tune on one.

Act IV

Swanee whistle materials: bamboo, wood, metal and plastic

The material changes the look more than the job. Every whistle here works on the same piston principle, so the choice is about what you want to hold and how many you need.

MaterialFrom our fiveWhat the listing gives
BambooMy Family HousePainted, handmade, about 17 cm
WoodChainYaoPlain and polished, a claimed 12 cm
ABS with an aluminium alloy rodHERCHRThe longest, about 33 cm
Plastic with a steel slideFeiFanChoice, YUXIANLBMulti-packs of three and two

Length and range

A longer tube generally means a lower range, because the air column starts out longer. It is a rule of thumb rather than a promise, but it explains why the HERCHR looks like a trombone.

Act V

Where a slide whistle belongs

The glide is the oldest comic sound in the repertoire, and the slide whistle has been used for it for a long time. It suits any setting where a sound should say “something has gone wrong” without a word.

  • Cartoons and puppet films: falls, rises and surprised creatures.
  • School assemblies: a signal that carries across a hall.
  • Bird calls: short flutters at the top of the range.
  • Home recordings: a punctuation mark between verses.

Act VI

Playing a swanee whistle: three noises worth learning

  • The glide: breathe steadily and slide from one end to the other. It is the siren, the cartoon fall, the Clangers’ greeting.
  • The bird: short, repeated slides at the top of the range, with a flutter.
  • The tune: pick a familiar melody and find each note by ear on the slide.

Steady breath matters more than clever hands. For vibrato, shake the slide gently while a note is held.

Act VII

The swanee whistle for the final curtain

The bamboo whistle from My Family House is our first choice, because it looks like an instrument and sounds like one. The multi-packs are for rooms with more than one child.

If all this has made you want another instrument that slides, the Otamatone does it with a stem, and the kazoo is another mouth-powered classic. A melodica gives you the notes the whistle lacks, and the full bill goes on.

My Family House painted bamboo whistlePlayers who want handmade bamboo and a story

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Encore

Slippery questions about the swanee whistle, answered

  • What is a swanee whistle?

    A whistle with a sliding piston inside the tube. Blow steadily, move the slide in and out, and the note rises and falls without any steps in between. The result sounds like a siren with manners.

  • What is the sliding whistle called?

    Slide whistle, swanee whistle and piston flute all describe the same instrument. In Britain the swanee whistle is the common name, and the slide whistle is the one most listings use.

  • Why is it called a swanee whistle?

    The origin of the name is argued over and we will not pretend to settle it. The instrument is the same whatever the name, and the Clangers did not mind.

  • Is it a tin whistle?

    No. A tin whistle has finger holes and plays fixed notes, while this one has a slide and plays a glide. They share a mouthpiece style and little else, so a tin whistle recommendation will not help here.

  • Is it hard to play?

    Making noise is easy and making a tune is hard. The slide has no marks, so you learn the notes by ear and the steadiness of your breath matters more than your fingers.

  • Which material sounds best?

    Wood and bamboo usually sound rounder, and plastic and metal brighter. Taste decides, and a listing rarely helps, so match the material to where you will play.

  • Can it play a tune?

    Yes. Pick a familiar melody, breathe steadily and find each note by ear on the slide. Short tunes with wide leaps sound best, and a wobble on the slide adds vibrato.